Go on an adventure with Finn and Jake-CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 1
Your eyes flit open. It's dark, you can't see anything. You are dazed and confused. You feel the bedspread. It's warm and scratchy...It's not your bed. You feel around in the darkness until your hand hits a rough surface, sliding your hand across it you wrap your hand around something cold and smooth... a candle. Propping yourself upright you swing your legs onto the wooden floorboards, they're uneven and they creak as you walk. Your outstretched hands hit a wall. Running your hands down across it, you realise it's a hole. Unsure wether to enter the hole or not, you stick your bare foot through it. It smacks into something. You scream, imagining all sorts of horrible monsters that could be lurking in the hole.
"Hey! Why are you attacking?! I just came to see if you had woken up yet! Don't try that again, or these mits are gonna bombard your face." comes a boy's voice. Your blood runs cold. Why does the voice sound so familiar...? Suddenly, you are very scared and lonely, you want to go home. Warm, flickering light starts to illuminate the hole. You now see the hole is an opening in a small tree. But something about that light looks unnatural...sort of... 2 dimensional... The boy climbs up the stairs in the hole on all fours, holding a candle in his left hand. You gasp and choke on your breath. Coughing, you look up. There's no mistaking it, that white, battered hat with the small nubs sticking up on either side, the green backpack jangling around, full of all sorts of weird objects, those black boots and small white socks...it's Finn...Finn the human.
"OHMYGOSH!!!" you yell.
"How can this be happening?! The only times I've seen Finn is on the screen of a TV, or in some random deviant's fanart. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE." You think. Your whole sense of reality has been mussed up, like your mind was stirred and jumbled about in a giant soup pot.
"Don't be scared, Jake's making pancakes. They'll make you feel better, How do you like your pancakes? With honey, jam or everything in the fridge...Hello? Are you dying or something?" Finn says, looking at you with a worried expression. "I don't like it when people die...makes me feel all zumble."
First Finn, now Jake, can the situation get any more mind-boggling? You look at your hands in frustration. Another shock: you have four fingers. 2 dimensional fingers, outlined in black, all the exact same color. No realistic shades, freckles, wrinkles e.t.c. Your head falls over your right shoulder, you can't take this much... your vision starts to blur. You feel Finn poking at your arm, then shaking you. You don't care about anything anymore, you just want to go home. Then, from the back of your mind you hear Finn's voice.
"Jake, I need help! She's not moving anymore!"
It's the last thing you hear before blacking out.